A: Your jet ski might just be tired of your singing. Kidding! It’s probably a fuel issue or a clogged filter. We’ll diagnose it and get your watercraft back in action.

A: We can definitely help with that. Just don’t blame us if you end up outrunning dolphins and causing jealousy among other jet ski enthusiasts.

A: Treat your jet ski like a prized pet – regular check-ups keep it happy. We recommend at least once a year, or after every 50 hours of fun on the water, whichever comes first.

A: It’s probably just feeling a bit under the weather. Bring it in, and we’ll give it a boost. It’s like a spa day for your jet ski!

A: That “psssh” is actually the sound of your blow-off valve. If it’s too loud or non-existent, we can adjust it. But hey, some people love that sound – it’s like your jet ski’s way of saying “Look at me!”

A: Unless it’s auditioning for a dance competition, excessive vibration usually means something’s out of balance. We’ll get it checked out and smooth those moves.

A: Ah, the rare and exhilarating runaway jet ski! We can fix that. In the meantime, try pulling the lanyard or removing the key. If that doesn’t work, aim for the nearest soft landing!

A: While a submarine jet ski sounds cool, it’s not ideal. A leak usually means a hull issue or a problem with the seals. Bring it in, and we’ll keep it above water. If it does happen to sink please do not call me! 

A: Yes, we do! Our jet ski ambulance is ready to rescue your ride from wherever it’s stranded. Just give us a call, and we’ll be there faster than you can say “SOS!” Now please keep in mind we charge extra for this service. Its bad enough we have to deal with you as it is. 

A: Unless it’s trying to mimic a steam engine, or rid of bees, smoke is a sign something’s not right. Shut it down and bring it to us – we’ll extinguish the problem.

A: You bet! We can turn your jet ski into a speed demon, a trick machine, or just the coolest ride on the water. Tell us your dream, and we’ll make it happen.

A: Because jet skis are the aquatic version of joy and freedom. Plus, who wouldn’t love working on the coolest water toys around? We’re passionate about keeping you and your jet ski happy and safe on the water.